Breaking News: I AM A GIANT NERD.

Breaking News: I AM A GIANT NERD.


So Kmart is employing black people to be poles now.

So Kmart is employing black people to be poles now.


Sup Houston, I’m just traveling over you miraculously, LIKE A BIRD. No big deal.

Sup Houston, I’m just traveling over you miraculously, LIKE A BIRD. No big deal.


The Stag Head. It’s pretty tight if you enjoy the sudden feeling that you’ve been transported to Ireland.

The Stag Head. It’s pretty tight if you enjoy the sudden feeling that you’ve been transported to Ireland.


Cool fountain, yo.

Cool fountain, yo.


Eh, Pittsburgh’s skyline is better.

Eh, Pittsburgh’s skyline is better.


Sup Houston.

Sup Houston.


Last Texas BBQ for a while.

Last Texas BBQ for a while.


Beer!

Beer!


How’d it hanging bull? *dodges pie, dodges giant comical hook*

How’d it hanging bull? *dodges pie, dodges giant comical hook*